Soft pretzels are the big super pretzels that you cannot shove 100 of in your mouth at a time, but you have to tear it apart and eat it slowly and sensationally. These pretzels can be eaten in many different ways. There are lots of ways, and combinations, that will never be known to all of us, but some of us, knowing our own little way, just like eating a cheeseburger with ranch smeared on the meat. My personal favorite, of course. I will list the ways I know how to eat one, and in a comment, I’d like to know if you have a way that you and only you eats it. For instance, maybe someone eats it with ketchup. I don’t know!

• ♪You can eat your pretzel with Salt all over the top, and dip a piece in cheese and eat it♪
• ▌▌▌You can eat your pretzel with just Salt all over the top▌▌▌
• ☼You can eat your pretzel by only dunking it in cheese☼
• ♠You can eat your pretzel with Cinnamon and Sugar and dip in a cup of melted cheese♠
• ¿You can it it with Salt, Cinnamon, Sugar, and Cheese all together¿
• ▓▓▓You can eat with just nothing on it ▓▓▓
• ☻You can eat it with ONLY Cinnamon and Sugar☻
• πYour idea can go here!π

That was sort of a math problem, but it was kind of long to type because of the characters
If you still do NOT know what a soft pretzel would be, here is a soft pretzel for you to view, but not eat unless you want to eat your computer and put salt on it…

Now, if you still don’t know what a soft pretzel is, then you should see your doctor because you have a serious problem.
Anywho, I’ve been making updates to my email service, and now it has a logo, but you cannot join manually. You have to have me make you an email, so it isn’t really an email service. It is more of a privledge .
Anyway I should probably get to my cat because it is hungry.
Over and Out!
John